you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
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lord of the flies in a nutshell
- ralph: we need a fire
- ralph: guys we need a fire
- ralph: we really need a fire guys
- ralph: guys
- ralph: a fire
- ralph: WE NEED ONE
- jack: i have a better idea let's kill everything
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So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
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Jesus, it just hit me how much I would give to go back to GHP this summer. Now that I figured it all out, almost a year in retrospect. Now that I’d really savor every moment - slide each second through my fingers like coins, roll in them like new grass, fling myself even more deeply into my craft. Never say “no”. Forget the relationship shit, forget the shy shit, and just exist, and learn, and grow - because now that seems so much more precious than it did.
The things I’d give.
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A hero has been lost in my apartment building!! :(
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com
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people that wish dragons were real
are you sure
ARE
YOU
POSITIVE
The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow.
sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons
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It’s totally fine, Sir. I seem to do quite well for a stretch, and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry.
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If i was tony stark and i had the suits i would deffs put in a scoring system
every now and then i would just hear
“you have levelled up sir”
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“Jarvis, initiate the Clean Slate protocol. What the hell, it’s Christmas…”
- Tony Stark from Iron Man 3.
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I don’t know what it is with me and the mean girls meets avengers……………
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